Fangirling My Life Away

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John Green getting attacked by a squirrel 

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The art of art thievery [x]

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"I will wax a limb of your choice AND lick a cat."
— John Green Out of Context (via johngreenoutofcontext)
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Happy birthday to John Green and happy national waffle day to everyone!


fifty people I admire (In no specific order)
↳3) John Green “Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?’ In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even ‘lame’ is kind of lame. Saying ‘You’re lame’ is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he’s done all right for himself.”

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  • Hank: John, If money were no object, what kind of party would you throw and where?
  • John: If money were no object I wouldn't throw a party.
  • Hank: I would. I would throw Vidcon!
  • John: I like to be by myself. Or with my family like...
  • Hank: No. No, I have a new answer.
  • John: Ok.
  • Hank: I would throw a party...on Mars. If money were no object.
  • John: And then you'd have one day of party and you...
  • Hank: Just get on the ship and go back.
  • John: Or die.
  • Hank: Right, no. You just party.
  • John: Party 'till you die.
  • Hank: Everybody just runs on "Uuuuh Partyyyyy".
  • John: "Blashhh" And then they just burn to death. Within hours.
  • Hank: Burn?
  • John: I don't know. What do I know about the...?
  • Hank: It's cold.
  • John: Is it cold on Mars?
  • Hank: It's cold on Mars.
  • John: Really?
  • Hank: It's cold on Mars.
  • John: Really?
  • Hank: It's cold on Mars.
  • John: Are you positive?
  • Hank: Yep.
  • John: The whole time? All year 'round? Even in the summer?
  • Hank: It's cold on Mars. Sorry.
  • John: Even in the, like. Even in August?
  • Hank: It's cold.
  • John: Right at the equator?
  • Hank: It's cold.
  • John: Right at the Martian equator?
  • Hank: It's cold.
  • John: 'cause it's farther from the Earth? It's that why?
  • Hank: Yes. It's farther from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
  • John: Wait. You're telling me that heat is not produced by Earth? Now everything is being overturned. Next you will tell me that the Earth isn't the center of the universe. Or that six to the fifth power isn't four!
  • Hank: You're bad at being a nerd.
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It's Cold On Mars
  • John Green: What do I know about the p--
  • Hank Green: It's cold.
  • John: Is it cold on Mars?
  • Hank: It's cold on Mars.
  • John: Really?
  • Hank: It's cold on Mars
  • John: Really?
  • Hank: It's cold on Mars
  • John: Are you positive?
  • Hank: ...
  • John: The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
  • Hank: ... It's cold on Mars. Sorry
  • John: Even in August?
  • Hank: It's cold
  • John: Right at the equator?
  • Hank: It's cold
  • John: Right at the Martian equator?
  • Hank: It's cold
  • John: 'Cause it's further from Earth; is that why?
  • Hank: Yes- It's further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
  • John: Wait, you're telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you'll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6^5 is not 4!
  • Hank: You're bad at being a nerd...
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